Mister FallFast – aka: the liberator – says the things we want to say, but can’t – also I just noticed I put 2001, but I meant 2021 as it was made today – it’s all very confusing, I know

As the ‘hugging time’ draws ever near, this is an official tutorial on preparing to partake in this complex act. Please enjoy – and remember, a hug is not supposed to be frightening and in time, it may become pleasing.

Caution: contains rude Caution: it’s messy cos I was too lazy to correct all mistakes LESSON ONE: