Do you want to be stand-out chic, rather than dull mainstream fashion? Peninsula hair is just the bespoke for you! Choose your fave peninsula and we’ll haircut it, including details like fences and moss. New. Amazing. Unforgettable!

this is in no way whatsoever anything to do with politics and that kind of stuff – merely a fantasy picture including: crowd of people; odd red creatures; mountains; a rare sense of tranquility