Category Archives: dances

I’ve started working on a pack of cards with the main players in these bang-head times. Packs of cards are beautiful, like a mini gallery that is available to most, no scary white walls. It’s also a visual diary so I don’t incrementally forget these days, with ludicrous occurrences and atrocities happening as we are bombarded in torrents of information, good, bad and plenty ugly. I might sell these designs on tee-shirts and mugs and celery until the set is finished (would that be something you’d like?). This design is ‘The Conspiracy Theorist’ and I hope people get that silliness is in each and they’re not meant as political statements, just playful and hopefully smile-inducing. I also just discovered writing backwards comes easier to me and find it more pleasing than the normal way (it’s probably just a phase). If anyone is interested in ‘Hell’s End Tarot,’ get in touch! Good day good fellows

it would be thought that a spade is a spade! The pictoformational poster below explores this and indeed many other such theories. But of one thing I am certain (without fingers crossed): you’ll take something with you, maybe ideas and inspiration, or a deeper understanding of ‘spade,’ even a feeling, like rage, or delirious hysterical laughter. Now, I’ve said more than enough, let’s make our way further down the page.

As the ‘hugging time’ draws ever near, this is an official tutorial on preparing to partake in this complex act. Please enjoy – and remember, a hug is not supposed to be frightening and in time, it may become pleasing.

Caution: contains rude Caution: it’s messy cos I was too lazy to correct all mistakes LESSON ONE:

“I’d love to learn the dance of Bim Bim. I just need two baskets containing balloon (sic.). You’re welcome to join me, we can dance as a pair, or I’ll probably use a three-legged chair”