life – Page 10 – travel and sing

As the ‘hugging time’ draws ever near, this is an official tutorial on preparing to partake in this complex act. Please enjoy – and remember, a hug is not supposed to be frightening and in time, it may become pleasing.

Caution: contains rude Caution: it’s messy cos I was too lazy to correct all mistakes LESSON ONE:

A page of various – including a cameo appearance by Mr Brimstone Piper – alternative title: Matters of Art, by RattiKingledinglesolliquee

this is a leaflet for the BANANA-GRAVY PARTY

How to Make Your Pillow Talk – instruction manual: 3p (or a good celery)

“I’d love to learn the dance of Bim Bim. I just need two baskets containing balloon (sic.). You’re welcome to join me, we can dance as a pair, or I’ll probably use a three-legged chair”