new series: ‘behind the artist and inside too’ – episode one – where we glimpse what are called ‘character sketches,’ the raw and unpolished, the unreadable and bad. See how Mr Man Bah began – and enjoy this rare glimpse of truth: crappy and sloppy work

“I’d love to learn the dance of Bim Bim. I just need two baskets containing balloon (sic.). You’re welcome to join me, we can dance as a pair, or I’ll probably use a three-legged chair”

continuing my series of records by bands that don’t exist, this is the cover of ‘LET’S LAUGH AWKWARDLY,’ by Winning Hearts

NEW SHOW COMING SOON: CELEBRITIES FILL RAMMIKINS (SIC.). IT’S GOT EVERYTHING! AND SO VERY MUCH MORE!

I have no idea why two copies of this have appeared, one full size, the other small. Life is a mystery. Everyone can stand alone. I hear a zebra neigh and it feels like home.