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continuing my series of records by bands that don’t exist, this is ‘Bite My Angel and I’ll Bake Your Face,’ by the Mirror Muffins

NEW SHOW COMING SOON: CELEBRITIES FILL RAMMIKINS (SIC.). IT’S GOT EVERYTHING! AND SO VERY MUCH MORE!

I have no idea why two copies of this have appeared, one full size, the other small. Life is a mystery. Everyone can stand alone. I hear a zebra neigh and it feels like home.

Far-Fetch

Mr Two-Hat-Good, the hat-maker, examines newly-arrived supplies that are to be used in making fine head-garmentry for the upcoming Festival of Tassel

Mr Two-Hat-Good imparts a miniature peninsula of his valuable wisdom

NB: some important things to know about Mr Two-Hat-Good He makes hats. Each time he appears, he looks like someone else entirely (this is being investigated).