Many a person began new initiatives under lockdown – Mr Brimstone Piper is an excellent example, creating his own ‘twisted’ exercise regime. Although it might look fun he has urged no one to try these poses as he is currently head-to-toe in plaster at All Fools Hospital after spending too long in the ’empowering thrust’ position
how the DSM is made (true story) with apologies to Frank Sidebottom and you, for the dismal colouring that makes him orangey-red. Frank does not look like this at all, but I’ve soothed him with early Beatles footage (just after he was thrown out the band)
A call to help Froodles, including a cameo appearance by Frank Sidebottom and a man with blonde hair with a slightly interested facial expression