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how the DSM is made (true story) with apologies to Frank Sidebottom and you, for the dismal colouring that makes him orangey-red. Frank does not look like this at all, but I’ve soothed him with early Beatles footage (just after he was thrown out the band)

How to Make Your Pillow Talk – instruction manual: 3p (or a good celery)

A call to help Froodles, including a cameo appearance by Frank Sidebottom and a man with blonde hair with a slightly interested facial expression

continuing my series of records by bands that don’t exist, this is ‘Bite My Angel and I’ll Bake Your Face,’ by the Mirror Muffins

NEW SHOW COMING SOON: CELEBRITIES FILL RAMMIKINS (SIC.). IT’S GOT EVERYTHING! AND SO VERY MUCH MORE!

I have no idea why two copies of this have appeared, one full size, the other small. Life is a mystery. Everyone can stand alone. I hear a zebra neigh and it feels like home.