Tag Archives: lockdown

it would be thought that a spade is a spade! The pictoformational poster below explores this and indeed many other such theories. But of one thing I am certain (without fingers crossed): you’ll take something with you, maybe ideas and inspiration, or a deeper understanding of ‘spade,’ even a feeling, like rage, or delirious hysterical laughter. Now, I’ve said more than enough, let’s make our way further down the page.

Mister FallFast – aka: the liberator – says the things we want to say, but can’t – also I just noticed I put 2001, but I meant 2021 as it was made today – it’s all very confusing, I know

back by popular demand, Mr Brimstone Piper demonstrates some exercises for the health of your mental – it should also be noted that none of these are safe for anyone, but he gets sad very easily and he loves to help and make people happy, so:

As the ‘hugging time’ draws ever near, this is an official tutorial on preparing to partake in this complex act. Please enjoy – and remember, a hug is not supposed to be frightening and in time, it may become pleasing.

Caution: contains rude Caution: it’s messy cos I was too lazy to correct all mistakes LESSON ONE:

Many a person began new initiatives under lockdown – Mr Brimstone Piper is an excellent example, creating his own ‘twisted’ exercise regime. Although it might look fun he has urged no one to try these poses as he is currently head-to-toe in plaster at All Fools Hospital after spending too long in the ’empowering thrust’ position