M.E.T. Main. Entrance. Training is far more difficult than you’d imagine. There are so many details we know nothing about when it comes to main entrances, for example, if the entrance has Doric Columns, how would that affect the pose required to main entrance it. The Supervisor, Sir The Supervisor has told the main entrance people at their main entrance training academy that they must build trust with people who are not trained in main entrance. Sir The Supervisor has therefore organised a fun day out and told main entrance trainees to be silly and playful – show everyone how fun and lovely they are:

this is in no way whatsoever anything to do with politics and that kind of stuff – merely a fantasy picture including: crowd of people; odd red creatures; mountains; a rare sense of tranquility

better out than in, as my nana rifka used to say

Bletcher Fey, incredibly famous for his banana-only cocktails in the town of Phissoph (population, three). His winning catchphrase: “just stick a banana in it” has been adopted by many (two) as a light-hearted greeting on encountering another. Long live banana-only cocktails! And, of course, Bletcher Fey!

Shuttlecock Foundry’s Guides to Navigate Modern Times and its Many, Varied Concepts and Conjections Chapter First: The Optimal Position For Blue Sky Thinking – ‘Known for his ability to smash complexity with a large hammer, Foundry’s Books are heaven-sent in peculiar times when little makes sense’ – Perametra Bliss, Country Well Magazine

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