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many, many people are full of rage as a cleaning product I won’t name here just in case of copyright issues, has claimed it erases 100% of stains. But they’ve not read it completely as it sneakily says “…erases up to 100% of stains which, in truth, could mean only a tiny fraction of a stain, like 0000.0003%. They have a right to be angry therefore as it’s a con, but done so cleverly most people get home, eager to erase their stain 100%, only to find out the ‘magic’ eraser does very little and the stain remains. In fact, it looks worse, sort of grubby and smudgy – not a good look for those who live a clean life

Mister FallFast – aka: the liberator – says the things we want to say, but can’t – also I just noticed I put 2001, but I meant 2021 as it was made today – it’s all very confusing, I know

As the ‘hugging time’ draws ever near, this is an official tutorial on preparing to partake in this complex act. Please enjoy – and remember, a hug is not supposed to be frightening and in time, it may become pleasing.

Caution: contains rude Caution: it’s messy cos I was too lazy to correct all mistakes LESSON ONE: