continuing my series of ‘record covers from bands that don’t exist’ – plus my series of ‘common sayings and phrases that don’t exist either,’ here is ‘Dogs Will Be Dogs,’ by Not Saying:

Back from his holiday of planking 24/7 in a pine-cone floored, minuscule hut, Mr Brimstone Piper has created some new moves

THESE ARE NOT FOR BEGINNERS! I present: Sketches of Stretches, both bold, enterprising and spectacular (the wonkiness of sketch is due to a humming bird that darted flit-flat across my face the whole time)