Many a person began new initiatives under lockdown – Mr Brimstone Piper is an excellent example, creating his own ‘twisted’ exercise regime. Although it might look fun he has urged no one to try these poses as he is currently head-to-toe in plaster at All Fools Hospital after spending too long in the ’empowering thrust’ position

“I’d love to learn the dance of Bim Bim. I just need two baskets containing balloon (sic.). You’re welcome to join me, we can dance as a pair, or I’ll probably use a three-legged chair”

A call to help Froodles, including a cameo appearance by Frank Sidebottom and a man with blonde hair with a slightly interested facial expression

continuing my series of records by bands that don’t exist, this is the cover of ‘LET’S LAUGH AWKWARDLY,’ by Winning Hearts